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I hate when my phone dies and I’m not at home.

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When you have earphones in, yet people still try to talk to you.

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i like the feeling when you can tell if someone is lying to you.

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im all like.

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when you change your answer in a test only to find out later that your first answer was right

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when going to a friends' house

Normal people: What a lovely home you have

Me: Whats your wifi password?

When I wake up: I'm hungry
When I'm at school: I'm hungry
When I'm eating: I'm hungry
When I'm fishing: I'm hungry
When I'm on Tumblr: I'm hungry
When I'm in Hungary: I'm Hungry
When I'm sleeping: I'm hungry
When I'm dead: I'm hungry

first day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.

end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.

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How do you expect me to do a homework assignment that requires a computer?

Do you know what happens when I get near a computer?

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Oh Simba. *facepalm*

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